What could be more 90s than mashing together nostalgic puns and tank tops? Almost nothing! We surveyed all the realms to see how we could make this pop culture amalgam even more 90s. But the only helpful non-troll suggestions involved putting all of our models on roller skates with beepers and fanny packs.

It’s a good idea, but we’re not moving forward with it because none of the models would actually do it. So, experience appropriate 90s nostalgia sans beepers with this Saved by the Roll Muscle Tank.  

Product Specifications: 

• Saved by the Roll Muscle Tank
• No muscles required
• Official Rollacrit merchandise
• Relaxed fit
• Low cut armholes
• Curved bottom hem
• Side seams
• Material: 65% polyester, 35% viscose
• Athletic Heather is 52% polyester, 48% viscose
• Black Heather is 80% rayon, 20% polyester
• Machine wash cold with like colors only. Tumble-dry on low. Do not iron.